STEWIE (FAMILY GUY) – “Love, like potty training, is messy, but rewarding.”

· PETER AND LOIS (FAMILY GUY) – “Marriage is like an old book. It goes on forever and smells kinda funny.”

· QUAGMIRE (FAMILY GUY) – “Gotta love a holiday that makes chicks more desperate.”

· RALLO (THE CLEVELAND SHOW) – “Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a free e-card.”

· CLEVELAND AND DONNA (THE CLEVELAND SHOW) – “Unlike our love, this card is worthless.”

· MOE (THE SIMPSONS) – “Lookin’ for love? Look elsewhere.”

· HOMER AND MARGE (THE SIMPSONS) – “It’s Valentine’s Day – enable the one you love.”

· STAN AND FRANCINE (AMERICAN DAD) – “We keep our love like we keep my guns. Clean, cocked and ready to go off at a moment’s notice.”

· ROGER (AMERICAN DAD) – “Valentine’s Day: The VD we can all celebrate.”

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The Cleveland Show
Cleveland comes to the rescue of frustrated parents by taking a group of delinquent teens under his wing. With the help of Cleveland Jr., he creates a new club dubbed the “Crazy Eights,” and hopes that it will keep the kids on the straight and narrow. However, he is soon mixed up in bad business, and only the “Crazy Eights” can help him out in the all-new “Our Gang” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, Jan. 31 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-112) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Family Guy
Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that her desperate attempts at dating have led her to a guy in the slammer. When Brian tries to expose Meg’s secret to the family, he finds that her boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Crawford), has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffin’s house in the all-new “Dial Meg for Murder” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Jan. 31 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-712) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

American Dad
Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they’re a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart in the all-new “A Jones for a Smith” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, Jan. 31 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (DAD-502) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)

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The episode will be aired on May 2, 2010, and will focus on Brian and Stewie, who become locked in a bank vault together while hilarious shenanigans ensue. Here’s the official synopsis:

In the 150th episode, “Brian and Stewie,” the series honors two of its breakout characters, BRIAN (voiced by MacFarlane) and STEWIE (voiced by MacFarlane). When the pair get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level. Unlike any other FAMILY GUY episode, the acts will play out in real time as Brian and Stewie react to being locked in a small space with no baby food or martinis to keep them from losing their minds while they hatch an escape plan.

No artwork has been made available as yet, but I’ll post it as I get it.

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Family Guy Songs

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Today four clips have been released that were the original four that were going to be featured in the Almost Live Comedy Show. None of them are true FG material, mostly because they had to follow company guidelines, I’m guessing. However, it would have been so much funnier if Microsoft had told Seth MacFarlane to just completely go nuts, criticize Microsoft and Windows 7 as much as he wanted, and let the fans make up their minds. I bet you anything Microsoft would have gotten some pretty serious respect for that (which would start to make up for the Vista fiasco). Here are the clips:

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Mr. Pewterschmidt slips into a coma that not even Dr. House (guest voice Hugh Laurie) can bring him out of, and Peter becomes power hungry after convincing Lois to let him run Pewterschmidt Industries in the all-new “Business Guy” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Dec. 13 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. FAMILY GUY ™ and © 2009 TTCFFC ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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“In addition to explicit sexual humor and profanity ‘Family Guy’ promotes disrespect and violence toward women. In a typical episode from March 15 of this year, the Stewie character made comments such as, ‘I’m going to slit your throat in your sleep,’ as well as, ‘I was wondering if you could give me some advice on how to murder a woman and get away with it.’ A fist fight breaks out and doesn’t end until innocent bystander Lois, Stewie’s mother, is socked in the face. Microsoft also sponsored this episode.”

“‘Family Guy’ seems to treat the abuse and even murder of women as a joke, and because it is a cartoon, airing on Sunday evening, it is seen by millions of children every week.”

I understand what they’re saying, but seriously, it’s meant to be an adult satire/comedy show. And any parent who is STUPID enough to let their kids watch Family Guy deserves to be keelhauled. For pete’s sake, I’m so sick of these organizations getting all fired up about how “the children are getting hurt!” when it’s really the idiotic parents who need to get their heads of their asses.

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• Renee Zellweger impression
• the whole Marlee Matlin thing (“and the phone kept ringing and ringing and ringing”)
• LOVED the nightclub set, very 1940’s
• screen tests (the Bea Arthur one was fantastic)

Overall it was pretty good. Here’s the show if you weren’t able to catch it.

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