Here are some more Family Guy sound clips for you today.
First, Peter tries one last selling tactic to convince Lois to have sex at the office.

Quagmire and Cleveland talk about porn at the Happy Clam:

Peter talks to a sales guy who is selling him footie pajamas and discovers he can poop while wearing clothes:

Peter thinks he may be a god after discovering that he has the power of static electricity:

Peter tells Joe that he doesn’t want his kind frequenting Peter’s House of Munch:

I found a ton of great Family Guy sound clips. First, Stewie does the ain’t no alibi chant to burn Brian and his girlfriend Jillian:

Next, Peter tries one last selling tactic to convince Lois to have sex at the office.

Peter Griffin makes Meg Griffin smell his own fart:

Peter dictates a memo to Lois:

I’ve gotten quite a few requests via email on how to find Family Guy WAV files for putting in voice mails, silly soundboards, etc. So here are a few spots on the Interwebs that you can use to find free Family Guy WAV files.

SNDBRD: There’s a ton of good stuff here, you’ll have to search a little for Family Guy wav files, but it’s worth it.
SimplyTheBest: lots of TV show and movie wav files here.
AOA Audio Extractor: Not a site, but a tool to extract sounds from TV shows like Family Guy and turn them into WAV files. …read more

Isn’t he under investigation for something right now?

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I keep finding these all over the place!
Family Guy Soundboard from Albino Blacksheep

From LastFM, one of the best music stations on the planet:
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Since the official Family Guy site makes my computer cry and my browser freeze up like a hairless cat in Antarctica every time I visit, I had to go the circular route in order to subscribe to the official Family Guy podcasts that are updated every week. Here’s how I did it (imagine Mission Impossible music in the background, mmmkay?)

family guy search at Yahoo Audio
click on either XML or My Yahoo; clicking on XML will allow you to add this content to the feed reader of your choice, clicking on My Yahoo will add it as a module to your …read more

Here’s an audio file of Stewie singing Elton John’s Rocket Man, ala William Shatner style.
And speaking of the Shat-Man, did you know that he sold a kidney stone to Golden Palace for $75K? Weird.

Looking for Family Guy Songs? Here are a few that you can find, complete with lyrics, at the Quahog5News, an excellent site chock-full of Family Guy horrible, horrible goodness:

This House is Freakin’ Sweet: WELCOME!
My Fat Baby:”Oh my fat baby loves to eat(loves to eat)….A big old buddah belly and a breasts hang past the feet(feet).”
I Need A Jew: “Nothing else has worked so far…So I’ll wish upon a star…Wondrous dancing spec of light…I need a Jew.”

My favorite of all time is the Fat Baby song..probably because I have some distant relatives who, uh, kind of resemble what’s going on …read more