Here are some more Family Guy sound clips for you today.

First, Peter tries one last selling tactic to convince Lois to have sex at the office.

Quagmire and Cleveland talk about porn at the Happy Clam:

Peter talks to a sales guy who is selling him footie pajamas and discovers he can poop while wearing clothes:

Peter thinks he may be a god after discovering that he has the power of static electricity:

Peter tells Joe that he doesn’t want his kind frequenting Peter’s House of Munch:

I found a ton of great Family Guy sound clips. First, Stewie does the ain’t no alibi chant to burn Brian and his girlfriend Jillian:

Next, Peter tries one last selling tactic to convince Lois to have sex at the office.

Peter Griffin makes Meg Griffin smell his own fart:

Peter dictates a memo to Lois:

I’ve gotten quite a few requests via email on how to find Family Guy WAV files for putting in voice mails, silly soundboards, etc. So here are a few spots on the Interwebs that you can use to find free Family Guy WAV files.

• SNDBRD: There’s a ton of good stuff here, you’ll have to search a little for Family Guy wav files, but it’s worth it.
• SimplyTheBest: lots of TV show and movie wav files here.
• AOA Audio Extractor: Not a site, but a tool to extract sounds from TV shows like Family Guy and turn them into WAV files.
• FindSounds: a sound search engine.
• The FreeSound Project: A database of Creative Commons freely licensed sounds.
• The Daily .WAV: One of the older WAV sites on the Web; tons of great WAV files here.
• WAVCentral: Organized by topic and by show for easy searching.
• WAVSource: Find movie, movie star, TV show, and lots of other WAV files here.
• MovieWavs: Thousands of free movie and TV sounds in WAV and other file formats.
• Audacity: Another WAV (and other sound formats) tool you can use to create your own Family Guy WAV files.
• Soungle: Another sound and audio file search engine.
• WAV-Sounds: A good source for free WAV files.
• Movie Sounds Central: Thousands of quotes in both MP3 and WAV formats.
• TalkingWAV: thousands of free wav sound files to download, including answering machine messages, cartoon, comedy, music, movie and tv wav sounds, all fully categorized with descriptions.
• WAVPlanet: Theme songs, TV shows, movies, and lots more.
• EARchives: This site has a ton of free WAV files; you’ll need to poke around a bit to find what you’re looking for.
• CoolMovieSounds: Not a ton of free WAV files here, but it’s a good place to start.
• SoundSnap: Excessively easy to use.
• WAVlist: Very well organized site, you should be able to find quite a few WAV files here.

You can also use these Google search strings to find Family Guy WAV files or Family Guy MP3 files.

-inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:”index of” mp3 “family guy”

-inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:”index of” .wav “family guy”

Have fun!

Isn’t he under investigation for something right now?

I keep finding these all over the place!

From LastFM, one of the best music stations on the planet:

Since the official Family Guy site makes my computer cry and my browser freeze up like a hairless cat in Antarctica every time I visit, I had to go the circular route in order to subscribe to the official Family Guy podcasts that are updated every week. Here’s how I did it (imagine Mission Impossible music in the background, mmmkay?)

• family guy search at Yahoo Audio
• click on either XML or My Yahoo; clicking on XML will allow you to add this content to the feed reader of your choice, clicking on My Yahoo will add it as a module to your My Yahoo page if you’ve got one.

All done! Now I’ve got Family Guy podcasts trickling in on a regular basis to my Yahoo homepage. I wish that the official Family Guy site wasn’t such a browser hog - anyone out there experience the same problems in Firefox? Seriously, I have to cross my fingers and make sure I don’t have anything up that requires saving before visiting there, because it crashes my browser every single time.

Here’s an audio file of Stewie singing Elton John’s Rocket Man, ala William Shatner style.

And speaking of the Shat-Man, did you know that he sold a kidney stone to Golden Palace for $75K? Weird.

Looking for Family Guy Songs? Here are a few that you can find, complete with lyrics, at the Quahog5News, an excellent site chock-full of Family Guy horrible, horrible goodness:

• This House is Freakin’ Sweet: WELCOME!
• My Fat Baby:”Oh my fat baby loves to eat(loves to eat)….A big old buddah belly and a breasts hang past the feet(feet).”
• I Need A Jew: “Nothing else has worked so far…So I’ll wish upon a star…Wondrous dancing spec of light…I need a Jew.”

My favorite of all time is the Fat Baby song..probably because I have some distant relatives who, uh, kind of resemble what’s going on in that whole episode.