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	<title>Stewie's Playground &#187; Family Guy Clips</title>
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		<title>Title for Family Guy parody of &#8220;Return of the Jedi&#8221; revealed!</title>
		<link>http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2009/08/05/title-for-family-guy-parody-of-return-of-the-jedi-revealed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wendy Boswell</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fans of the Family Guy hilarious takes on Star Wars will be pleased to know that Seth MacFarlane and crew talked a LOT about what they&#8217;ve got in store for the next two parodies at Comic-Con 2009. Here are the highlights:

You probably already know this: &#8220;The Empire Strikes Back&#8221; will be titled as &#8220;Something, Something, Something Dark Side.&#8221;

The title for &#8220;Return of the Jedi&#8221; will be &#8220;We Have a Bad Feeling about This&#8221;.

Characters from ALL Seth MacFarlane shows &#8211; The Cleveland Show, American Dad, Family Guy &#8211; will appear in the Jedi parody.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fans of the Family Guy hilarious takes on Star Wars will be pleased to know that <b>Seth MacFarlane</b> and crew talked a LOT about what they&#8217;ve got in store for the next two parodies at Comic-Con 2009. Here are the <a href="http://geeksofdoom.com/2009/07/31/sdcc-09-family-guy-panel-reveals-more-star-wars-parodies/">highlights</a>:</p>
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<li>You probably already know this: &#8220;<a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Episode-Versions-Widescreen/dp/B000FQJAJG%3FSubscriptionId%3D0G81C5DAZ03ZR9WH9X82%26tag%3Dharrypotte098-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB000FQJAJG" title="Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980 &amp; 2004 Versions, 2-Disc Widescreen Edition)" rel="amazon">The Empire Strikes Back</a>&#8221; will be titled as &#8220;Something, Something, Something Dark Side.&#8221;
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<li>The title for &#8220;<a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Episode-VI-Widescreen/dp/B000FQVX78%3FSubscriptionId%3D0G81C5DAZ03ZR9WH9X82%26tag%3Dharrypotte098-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB000FQVX78" title="Star Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983 &amp; 2004 Versions, 2-Disc Widescreen Edition)" rel="amazon">Return of the Jedi</a>&#8221; will be &#8220;We Have a Bad Feeling about This&#8221;.
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<li>Characters from ALL Seth MacFarlane shows &#8211; The Cleveland Show, American Dad, Family Guy &#8211; will appear in the Jedi parody.
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<li>No word on when this episode will air (as yet).
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<p>I love that all the characters in Seth&#8217;s brain will be showing up for &#8220;Jedi&#8221;; I&#8217;m hoping that Roger (American Dad) pops up somewhere.</p>
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		<title>An animated Father&#8217;s Day to you</title>
		<link>http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2009/06/22/an-animated-fathers-day-to-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 04:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wendy Boswell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Father&#8217;s Day from Family Guy:
And the Simpsons: 
And the rest of the Fox Animated dads!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Father&#8217;s Day from <b>Family Guy</b>:</p>
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<p>And the <b>Simpsons</b>: </p>
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<p>And the rest of the Fox Animated dads!</p>
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		<title>Seth MacFarlane&#8217;s Hulu commercial &#8211; watch!</title>
		<link>http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2009/04/01/seth-macfarlanes-hulu-commercial-watch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wendy Boswell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the VERY well-done Hulu commercial, in which we see Seth MacFarlane basically doing what he does best &#8211; the Stewie voice, the Peter Griffin voice, and a wee bit of Glenn Quagmire. Enjoy!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the VERY well-done Hulu commercial, in which we see <b>Seth MacFarlane</b> basically doing what he does best &#8211; the <b>Stewie</b> voice, the <b>Peter Griffin</b> voice, and a wee bit of <b>Glenn Quagmire</b>. Enjoy!</p>
<p><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8CMWkesiVD4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8CMWkesiVD4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>The infamous banned Family Guy clip &#8211; Stewie sings about people he&#8217;d like to get rid of</title>
		<link>http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2009/03/24/the-infamous-banned-family-guy-clip-stewie-sings-about-people-hed-like-to-get-rid-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 09:09:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wendy Boswell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, as we all know, Family Guy enjoys pushing the comedy envelope: racial jokes, really sick jokes, etc. Apparently this clip of Stewie singing about people he wants to get rid of pushed that envelope a wee bit too far: it&#8217;s about the list of people he wouldn&#8217;t mind ridding the world of. Then we see the likes of &#8220;the girl you date who doesn&#8217;t get the jokes in Caddyshack&#8221; and &#8220;the Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line&#8221; suffering violent, bloody deaths (getting smashed by a TV, run over by a roller coaster). Watch:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, as we all know, <b>Family Guy</b> enjoys pushing the comedy envelope: <a href="http://stewiesplayground.com/2008/09/11/racial-stereotypes-on-family-guy/">racial jokes</a>, really <a href="http://stewiesplayground.com/2008/02/26/most-offensive-family-guy-clip-of-all-time/">sick</a> jokes, etc. Apparently this clip of <b>Stewie</b> singing about people he wants to get rid of pushed that envelope a wee bit too far: it&#8217;s about the list of people he wouldn&#8217;t mind ridding the world of. Then we see the likes of &#8220;the girl you date who doesn&#8217;t get the jokes in Caddyshack&#8221; and &#8220;the Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line&#8221; suffering violent, bloody deaths (getting smashed by a TV, run over by a roller coaster). Watch:</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mmsBPFUbyWg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mmsBPFUbyWg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p>Question: does banned just mean short for time? Or was it really, truly banned?</p>
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		<title>How the Kiss Saved Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/12/23/how-the-kiss-saved-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wendy Boswell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PETER: So I can drink beer and watch TV? Because, you know, “Kiss Saves Santa” is on.
CLIP FROM “KISS SAVES SANTA”
KISS #1: But, Mrs. Claus, who would kidnap Santa?
MRS. CLAUS: Well, Ace, that’s what I want you boys to find out.
GENE SIMMONS: Someone stole Santa? That does not rock!
KISS #2: Easy, Gene. Guys, let’s go save Christmas. To the Kiss Copter!
KISS: Yaaay!
BRIAN: So, Peter, did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?
PETER: You bet. A week’s vacation, a new VCR. And best of all, my own copy of “Kiss Saves Santa.”
TITLE: Kiss Saves Santa
CLIP FROM “KISS SAVES SANTA”
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PETER: So I can drink beer and watch TV? Because, you know, “Kiss Saves Santa” is on.</p>
<p>CLIP FROM “KISS SAVES SANTA”</p>
<p>KISS #1: But, Mrs. Claus, who would kidnap Santa?</p>
<p>MRS. CLAUS: Well, Ace, that’s what I want you boys to find out.</p>
<p>GENE SIMMONS: Someone stole Santa? That does not rock!</p>
<p>KISS #2: Easy, Gene. Guys, let’s go save Christmas. To the Kiss Copter!</p>
<p>KISS: Yaaay!</p>
<p>BRIAN: So, Peter, did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?</p>
<p>PETER: You bet. A week’s vacation, a new VCR. And best of all, my own copy of “Kiss Saves Santa.”</p>
<p>TITLE: Kiss Saves Santa</p>
<p>CLIP FROM “KISS SAVES SANTA”</p>
<p>(SANTA HOLDS HIS GUITAR)</p>
<p>KISS #1: You just practice that guitar, Santa. Next time we’ll let you do a solo.</p>
<p>MRS. CLAUS: (laugh) Don’t encourage him!</p>
<p>EVERYONE: (laugh)</p>
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		<title>More Family Guy sound clips!</title>
		<link>http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/12/22/more-family-guy-sound-clips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wendy Boswell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some more Family Guy sound clips for you today. 
First, Peter tries one last selling tactic to convince Lois to have sex at the office.

Quagmire and Cleveland talk about porn at the Happy Clam:

Peter talks to a sales guy who is selling him footie pajamas and discovers he can poop while wearing clothes:

Peter thinks he may be a god after discovering that he has the power of static electricity:

Peter tells Joe that he doesn&#8217;t want his kind frequenting Peter&#8217;s House of Munch:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are some more <b>Family Guy</b> sound clips for you today. </p>
<p>First, Peter tries one last selling tactic to convince Lois to have sex at the office.</p>
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<p>Quagmire and Cleveland talk about porn at the Happy Clam:</p>
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<p>Peter talks to a sales guy who is selling him footie pajamas and discovers he can poop while wearing clothes:</p>
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<p>Peter thinks he may be a god after discovering that he has the power of static electricity:</p>
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<p>Peter tells Joe that he doesn&#8217;t want his kind frequenting Peter&#8217;s House of Munch:</p>
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		<title>Family Guy sound clips</title>
		<link>http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/12/17/family-guy-sound-clips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wendy Boswell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found a ton of great Family Guy sound clips. First, Stewie does the ain&#8217;t no alibi chant to burn Brian and his girlfriend Jillian:

Next, Peter tries one last selling tactic to convince Lois to have sex at the office.

Peter Griffin makes Meg Griffin smell his own fart:

Peter dictates a memo to Lois:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found a ton of great <b>Family Guy</b> sound clips. First, Stewie does the ain&#8217;t no alibi chant to burn Brian and his girlfriend Jillian:</p>
<p><embed src="http://media.entertonement.com/embed/PlayerText.swf" id="1_6eac2b02_cc6b_11dd_b024_0015c5f4d4ea" name="PlayerText" flashvars="channel_id=&#038;mediadomain=media.entertonement.com&#038;background=&#038;meta_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.entertonement.com%2Fclips%2F9648.query&#038;domain=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.entertonement.com%2F&#038;id=1_6eac2b02_cc6b_11dd_b024_0015c5f4d4ea&#038;skin=" width="390" height="90" style="display: block; margin: 10px auto; text-align: center;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="transparent" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowFullScreen="false"></embed><a href="http://www.entertonement.com/clips/9648/Film-Television/Family-Guy/Stewie/She-Ain't-Got-No-Alibi?ht_link=1_6eac2b02_cc6b_11dd_b024_0015c5f4d4ea"><img alt="Blank" border="0" height="0" src="http://www.entertonement.com/widgets/img/clip/9362/1/1_6eac2b02_cc6b_11dd_b024_0015c5f4d4ea/blank.gif" style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px; margin:0; padding:0; float:right" width="0" /></a></p>
<p>Next, Peter tries one last selling tactic to convince Lois to have sex at the office.</p>
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<p>Peter Griffin makes Meg Griffin smell his own fart:</p>
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<p>Peter dictates a memo to Lois:</p>
<p><embed src="http://media.entertonement.com/embed/PlayerText.swf" id="1_e7e5a024_cc6c_11dd_b024_0015c5f4d4ea" name="PlayerText" flashvars="channel_id=&#038;mediadomain=media.entertonement.com&#038;background=&#038;meta_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.entertonement.com%2Fclips%2F9652.query&#038;domain=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.entertonement.com%2F&#038;id=1_e7e5a024_cc6c_11dd_b024_0015c5f4d4ea&#038;skin=" width="390" height="90" style="display: block; margin: 10px auto; text-align: center;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="transparent" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowFullScreen="false"></embed><a href="http://www.entertonement.com/clips/9652/Film-Television/Family-Guy/Peter-Griffin/Dear-Life-Cereal?ht_link=1_e7e5a024_cc6c_11dd_b024_0015c5f4d4ea"><img alt="Blank" border="0" height="0" src="http://www.entertonement.com/widgets/img/clip/9364/1/1_e7e5a024_cc6c_11dd_b024_0015c5f4d4ea/blank.gif" style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px; margin:0; padding:0; float:right" width="0" /></a><img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyMjk1NDA*MTg5OTQmcHQ9MTIyOTU*MDQyNDY2OSZwPTI*ODA2MSZkPSZnPTEmdD*mbz1kNzNjNmFlOTAyZjk*Y2VhYTJmZDQxNDU3NDU5YTY5ZQ==.gif" /></p>
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		<title>The Family Guy vasectomy song &#8211; with lyrics!</title>
		<link>http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/12/11/the-family-guy-vasectomy-song-with-lyrics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 08:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wendy Boswell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s Peter Griffin giving his two cents about getting a snippy snippy. 
family guy vasectomy @ Yahoo! Video
And the lyrics:
Quartet:
    ♪ A vasectomy&#8217;s a medical procedure ♪
    ♪ One that makes you half a man ♪
    ♪ Remember when you twisted up your garden hose ♪
    ♪ Well, essentially, that is the plan ♪
    ♪ That is the plan ♪ 
Peter:
    Well, I&#8217;m startin&#8217; to get the picture, but how&#8217;s it done? 
Quartet:
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s Peter Griffin giving his two cents about getting a snippy snippy. </p>
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<p>And the lyrics:</p>
<p>Quartet:</p>
<p>    ♪ A vasectomy&#8217;s a medical procedure ♪<br />
    ♪ One that makes you half a man ♪<br />
    ♪ Remember when you twisted up your garden hose ♪<br />
    ♪ Well, essentially, that is the plan ♪<br />
    ♪ That is the plan ♪ </p>
<p>Peter:</p>
<p>    Well, I&#8217;m startin&#8217; to get the picture, but how&#8217;s it done? </p>
<p>Quartet:</p>
<p>    ♪ You make a small incision in the scrotal skin ♪<br />
    ♪ Isolate the vas and then, isolate the vas and then♪<br />
    ♪ Hold it in position with a towel clamp ♪<br />
    ♪ Then you snip the fibrous tissue ♪ </p>
<p>Bass Solo:</p>
<p>    ♪ Then you snip the fibrous tissue ♪ </p>
<p>Quartet:</p>
<p>    ♪ Hey but you&#8217;ll never have to wear a condom ♪<br />
    ♪ When you do it with your wife ♪<br />
    (Covering Lois&#8217; ears)<br />
    ♪ &#8230;or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it&#8217;s like, why do you wear that if you don&#8217;t want attention? But you know you shouldn&#8217;t think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn&#8217;t help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that&#8217;s the definition of the word&#8230; ♪<br />
    ♪ I-ron-y ♪ </p>
<p>    ♪ Goodbye ♪<br />
    ♪ Say goodbye to manhood ♪<br />
    ♪ Goodbye ♪<br />
    ♪ Say goodbye to babies ♪<br />
    ♪ Goodbye ♪<br />
    ♪ Say goodbye to kids like Meg ♪ </p>
<p>Bass Solo:</p>
<p>    ♪ Vacuum out your sack ♪</p>
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		<title>Family Guy Road Trip Song</title>
		<link>http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/12/01/family-guy-road-trip-song/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wendy Boswell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This puts our rendition of &#8220;99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall&#8217; to shame, doesn&#8217;t it? Here&#8217;s Peter and the fam singing Bette Midler&#8217;s &#8220;Some Say Love&#8221;. 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This puts our rendition of &#8220;99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall&#8217; to shame, doesn&#8217;t it? Here&#8217;s Peter and the fam singing Bette Midler&#8217;s &#8220;Some Say Love&#8221;. </p>
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		<title>Take One Me &#8211; the literal version</title>
		<link>http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/10/17/take-one-me-the-literal-version/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:23:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wendy Boswell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the song &#8220;Take On Me&#8221; by Aha? And how Family Guy did such a great parody of the video?
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Well, somebody took this song and did even another parody; watch:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember the song &#8220;Take On Me&#8221; by Aha? And how <b>Family Guy</b> did such a great parody of the video?</p>
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<p>Well, somebody took this song and did even another parody; watch:</p>
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