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The Family Guy vasectomy song – with lyrics!

Wendy Boswell — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 08:04:35 +0000

Here’s Peter Griffin giving his two cents about getting a snippy snippy.

And the lyrics:

Quartet:

♪ A vasectomy’s a medical procedure ♪
♪ One that makes you half a man ♪
♪ Remember when you twisted up your garden hose ♪
♪ Well, essentially, that is the plan ♪
♪ That is the plan ♪

Peter:

Well, I’m startin’ to get the picture, but how’s it done?

Quartet:

♪ You make a small incision in the scrotal skin ♪
♪ Isolate the vas and then, isolate the vas and then♪
♪ Hold it in position with a towel clamp ♪
♪ Then you snip the fibrous tissue ♪

Bass Solo:

♪ Then you snip the fibrous tissue ♪

Quartet:

♪ Hey but you’ll never have to wear a condom ♪
♪ When you do it with your wife ♪
(Covering Lois’ ears)
♪ …or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it’s like, why do you wear that if you don’t want attention? But you know you shouldn’t think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn’t help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that’s the definition of the word… ♪
♪ I-ron-y ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to manhood ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to babies ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to kids like Meg ♪

Bass Solo:

♪ Vacuum out your sack ♪

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Family Guy Road Trip Song

Wendy Boswell — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:36:28 +0000

This puts our rendition of “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall’ to shame, doesn’t it? Here’s Peter and the fam singing Bette Midler’s “Some Say Love”.

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Take One Me – the literal version

Wendy Boswell — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:23:58 +0000

Remember the song “Take On Me” by Aha? And how Family Guy did such a great parody of the video?

Well, somebody took this song and did even another parody; watch:

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Britney Spears and Family Guy

Wendy Boswell — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:52:24 +0000

I’m hoping that one day they’ll spoof her horrible VMA performance as well. First, Britney shows us how you answer the phone (and doorbell) while holding a baby:

And here’s Britney at the VMA Awards of the future:

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More hard to find Family Guy songs

Wendy Boswell — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:54:46 +0000

A continuation to the Hard to Find Family Guy Songs post:

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Family Guy music

Wendy Boswell — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:50:50 +0000

Listen to a few Family Guy stations:

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Hard to find Family Guy songs

Wendy Boswell — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:57:20 +0000

We’ve all heard Peter’s rendition of “Can’t Touch This (The FCC Song)” a million times by now, but what about the songs that are a bit more tricky to find? Well, here you go:

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Download free Family Guy songs

Wendy Boswell — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:29:29 +0000

Here we go:

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Shipoopi

FCC Song

Give up the Toad

Just right click and select “save link as”, put them where you can find them later on your computer.

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A very special Family Guy musical

Wendy Boswell — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:17:37 +0000

Not quite the Sound of Music, but close! All you need is a bit more yodeling, maybe some nuns, and you’d be all set.

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Amadeus vs. Family Guy

Wendy Boswell — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:05:30 +0000

Oh man! I haven’t watched this movie (Amadeus) in so long, I had totally forgotten this scene. Here’s a side by side comparison of a scene in the movie Amadeus with the Family Guy parody:

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