PETER: So I can drink beer and watch TV? Because, you know, “Kiss Saves Santa” is on.
CLIP FROM “KISS SAVES SANTA”
KISS #1: But, Mrs. Claus, who would kidnap Santa?
MRS. CLAUS: Well, Ace, that’s what I want you boys to find out.
GENE SIMMONS: Someone stole Santa? That does not rock!
KISS #2: Easy, Gene. Guys, let’s go save Christmas. To the Kiss Copter!
KISS: Yaaay!
BRIAN: So, Peter, did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?
PETER: You bet. A week’s vacation, a new VCR. And best of all, my own copy of “Kiss Saves Santa.”
TITLE: Kiss Saves Santa
CLIP FROM “KISS SAVES SANTA”
(SANTA HOLDS HIS …read more

I love Family Guy, honestly, I do, but sometimes they go too far into the realm of “trying to be funny but it backfires because it’s REALLY NOT FUNNY.” Case in point:
The time when Peter Griffin was doing a stand-up comedy routine in a hospital full of terminally ill children.
Making fun of Lou Gehrig’s disease. Sick.
Michael J. Fox and Parkinson’s.
Quagmire finding the tied-up cheerleader in the bathroom.
However, here’s the thing: Family Guy is going to offend everyone eventually. That seems to be their main goal. So even though they do push the envelope a wee bit too …read more

I present to you the top five most disgusting Family Guy moments. Since the show isn’t really that scary (unless you’re a giant pussy), I’m going to focus on the more disgusting moments – of which there are MANY to choose from.
First: Peter Griffin in the Outhouse. I can’t watch this without getting the dry heaves, it’s that nasty. I looked for like twenty minutes and this Russian version is the only one I could find – but I think it actually makes it funnier.

Second: of course, the infamous puke scene. I don’t recommend watching this while you’re eating, …read more

And the choice is……HERPES!!!

Here’s the latest NEW Family Guy episode, “Back to the Woods”, the whole thing:

And here’s a more complete summary:
After attending a concert featuring Barry Manilow, Peter realizes that he has accidentally dropped his wallet there. However, he soon discovers that someone has found it, but is currently using his credit card to buy expensive things. After recieving a bank letter, Peter and Brian track down the culprit to a Chinese restaurant and discover him to be none other than James Woods, whom Peter had previously locked away in a Government Warehouse. Naturally, James is bitter towards Peter and, having stolen …read more

So what did you think of tonight’s NEW Family Guy episode, “Back to the Woods”? Here’s a little summary:
* Stewie lies to Brian that James Woods read his novel and wants to option it and make it a movie. This gag comes from the episode “Brian the Bachelor.” It was later repeated in the episodes “Brian Goes Back to College”, “Saving Private Brian”, and “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)”.
* The ending of this episode it almost the same as in the previous episode, Peter’s Got Woods, right to the Raiders of the Lost …read more

This weekend’s Family Guy episode is “Back to the Woods”:
James Woods returns after being locked in a crate to seek revenge against Peter. First, James steals Peter’s identity and moves in as head of the Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and ruins James career and image on the “Back to the Woods” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Feb. 17 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
“Back to the Woods” is a season six episode that has an airdate of February 17, 2008. There are special guest voices done by James Woods and Barry Manilow as themselves. The episode …read more

From Family Guy Season 1. The Griffins head to New York in order to re-gain Chris entry back into the Boy Scouts which Chris doesn’t even want to be in. But on the way the decide to stop at an Indian casino. Once there Lois loses all of the family’s money and then the car.

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Oh, goody! Because we haven’t seen this particular Family Guy episode for what, TWO FREAKING WEEKS?!?!?!?!? Yes, that’s right, the last airdate on this was January 13, 2008. What the hell, Fox…..do you not have the ability to pull the other Family Guy seasons out and show us something relatively new?
Humph. Well, here’s the whole episode recapped for you with clips: Peter’s Daughter.

Sqweee! This is it, kids, the official release date of Blue Harvest, the Family Guy Star Wars episode.
Here’s the official press release:
A long time ago, but somehow in the future …Fox Home Entertainment presents an outrageous look at the Star Wars™ universe when Family Guy Presents: “Blue Harvest” parodies the movie that started it all – Episode IV A New Hope – on DVD on January 15.