Stewie's Playground » Quagmire http://www.stewiesplayground.com Your source for Family Guy stuff! Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:29:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Quagmire it! http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/11/18/quagmire-it/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/11/18/quagmire-it/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:40:43 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2008/11/18/quagmire-it/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> Just came across a fun site called Quagmire It!; enter in the URL of any website, and this site will giggety giggety goo all over it. Observe TechCrunch:

VideoEgg Extends Its Ad Network To the iPhone, Disses AdMob: “Those free iPhone apps will soon be filled with ads. Heh, heh. Allll riiight!

How about…..Engadget:

Celio’s REDFLY C8N hands-on and video not terribly exciting: We just got the official announcement of Celio’s REDFLY C8N a few hours ago, and Laptop magazine’s already had a chance to fondle it and make a video! OH! Their initial impressions, huh? That 20 bucks REDFLY Media Cable you have to buy to hook the C8N up to your phone is a tangled mess! OH! This is exciting stuff, folks — that is if you are just dying to shell out 299 bucks for a buddy for your Windows Mobile device. You know I love doing a woman in the can. OH! Check out the terrifically brief video of the terminal after the break.

And…..the Huffington Post:

About That Bipartisan Cabinet, giggity Your Horses: Surprise, surprise, the party of ideological purity that wouldn’t yield on anything in the last eight years has had a deathbed conversion about bipartisan government.

Worth playing around with on a boring Tuesday!

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/11/18/quagmire-it/feed/ 1 Quagmire’s little foot problem http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/08/15/quagmires-little-foot-problem/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/08/15/quagmires-little-foot-problem/#comments Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:41:06 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2008/01/24/quagmires-little-foot-problem/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> Funny clip of Quagmire and Meg and then a real-life reenactment.

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/08/15/quagmires-little-foot-problem/feed/ 0 Quagmire Soundboard! http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/07/04/quagmire-soundboard/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/07/04/quagmire-soundboard/#comments Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:58:47 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2007/07/31/quagmire-soundboard/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> SWEEETTTT!!!!

More Family Guy games: Family Guy Games

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/07/04/quagmire-soundboard/feed/ 9 Quagmire learns how to control himself http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/03/06/quagmire-learns-how-to-control-himself/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/03/06/quagmire-learns-how-to-control-himself/#comments Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:01:48 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2008/03/06/quagmire-learns-how-to-control-himself/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> I have to say, that if I was a guy, and a bunch of my friends were standing over me watching Mr. Zippy to see if it moved, that right there would be enough to dampen any thoughts I had of sexy time.

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]]> So I think this could totally work, don’t you?

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/03/05/family-guy-top-gun/feed/ 1 Let’s play “I Never!” http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/01/16/lets-play-i-never/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/01/16/lets-play-i-never/#comments Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:43:10 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2008/01/16/lets-play-i-never/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play “I Never.” You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I’ll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland’s wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um…I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/01/16/lets-play-i-never/feed/ 0 Quagmire pays a visit to the Simpsons http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/01/02/quagmire-pays-a-visit-to-the-simpsons/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/01/02/quagmire-pays-a-visit-to-the-simpsons/#comments Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:56:13 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2008/01/02/quagmire-pays-a-visit-to-the-simpsons/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> Uhhhh…….well. Hmm. Quagmire pays a wee little visit to the Simpsons’ residence and it does NOT go well:

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/01/02/quagmire-pays-a-visit-to-the-simpsons/feed/ 0 The Griffin Family’s Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/12/31/the-griffin-familys-top-ten-new-years-resolutions/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/12/31/the-griffin-familys-top-ten-new-years-resolutions/#comments Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:47:14 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2007/12/31/the-griffin-familys-top-ten-new-years-resolutions/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> family_guy.pngLet’s face it: New Years’ resolutions SUCK. Well, at least the ones that I make suck. So, instead of hauling out the old tired chestnuts this year, let’s see what the Griffins are doing for New Years, shall we? It’s got to be better than what most people come up with!

10. We will try to love Meg more. Let’s see how they’re doing with that….

Huh. Okay, moving on to the next New Years resolution!

9. Brian will stop borrowing money. This sounds doable!

Pain is a VERY STRONG motivator.

8. Peter is going to lose some weight. Maybe he’ll try Weight Watchers, or Jenny Craig?

Or, perhaps he’ll just go with the puke diet. Seems to be working.

7. Seth MacFarlane will stop with the Star Wars parodies already. I mean, COME ON.

Oh, I can’t deny it. I love every single little Star Wars reference. Seth, you had me at “Death Star.”

6. Quagmire is going to find a meaningful relationship and stop boning everything that moves. Seriously?

Yeah, I didn’t think so either.

5. Family Guy’s legal team will hunt down and annihilate every Family Guy mashup with Soulja Boy.

Please, start immediately.

4. Brian Griffin will deal with his dysfunctional relationship.

He’ll also explain the birds and the bees to Stewie.

3. Everyone will learn how to help one another.

Emergencies obviously excluded.

2. The Griffins will become more spiritual.

Right after their creators get struck by lightning, sent to Hell, and made to walk the plank.

And for Number One:

Stewie will get over his hatred of Lois. Or annoy the living crap out of her, either way.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/12/31/the-griffin-familys-top-ten-new-years-resolutions/feed/ 0 Let’s talk about sex, Family Guy style http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/12/03/lets-talk-about-sex-family-guy-style/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/12/03/lets-talk-about-sex-family-guy-style/#comments Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:28:56 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2007/12/03/lets-talk-about-sex-family-guy-style/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> The sex moments on Family Guy usually end up being super awkward and embarrassing….well, at least for me. Here are some of the best Family Guy sexy times.

First, Peter and Lois butt nekkid on the couch, stoned out of their gourds. “I’s scared…..he’s comin’ in through the back door!”

More of the sexy party after the jump:

Brian’s walk of sexy shame:

Really awkward role-playing:
The story of Peter and Lois dating:

And of course, pretty much any scene Quagmire is in:
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What’s your favorite Family Guy sex moment?

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/12/03/lets-talk-about-sex-family-guy-style/feed/ 2 Draw Family Guy characters using MS Paint http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/10/25/draw-family-guy-characters-using-ms-paint/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/10/25/draw-family-guy-characters-using-ms-paint/#comments Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:34:34 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2007/10/25/draw-family-guy-characters-using-ms-paint/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> MS Paint is relatively useless, but some brave soul has actually used it to draw Quagmire.

Now if we could only get MS Paint to do more than just draw cartoon characters, eh?

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