Just came across a fun site called Quagmire It!; enter in the URL of any website, and this site will giggety giggety goo all over it. Observe TechCrunch:
VideoEgg Extends Its Ad Network To the iPhone, Disses AdMob: “Those free iPhone apps will soon be filled with ads. Heh, heh. Allll riiight!
How about…..Engadget:
Celio’s REDFLY C8N hands-on and video not terribly exciting: We just got the official announcement of Celio’s REDFLY C8N a few hours ago, and Laptop magazine’s already had a chance to fondle it and make a video! OH! Their initial impressions, huh? That 20 bucks REDFLY Media Cable you …read more

Funny clip of Quagmire and Meg and then a real-life reenactment.

SWEEETTTT!!!!

Play My Quagmire Soundboard! Game

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I have to say, that if I was a guy, and a bunch of my friends were standing over me watching Mr. Zippy to see if it moved, that right there would be enough to dampen any thoughts I had of sexy time.
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So I think this could totally work, don’t you?

Family Guy…Top Gun! | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play “I Never.” You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I’ll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland’s wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um…I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire …read more

Uhhhh…….well. Hmm. Quagmire pays a wee little visit to the Simpsons’ residence and it does NOT go well:

Let’s face it: New Years’ resolutions SUCK. Well, at least the ones that I make suck. So, instead of hauling out the old tired chestnuts this year, let’s see what the Griffins are doing for New Years, shall we? It’s got to be better than what most people come up with!
10. We will try to love Meg more. Let’s see how they’re doing with that….

Huh. Okay, moving on to the next New Years resolution!

The sex moments on Family Guy usually end up being super awkward and embarrassing….well, at least for me. Here are some of the best Family Guy sexy times.
First, Peter and Lois butt nekkid on the couch, stoned out of their gourds. “I’s scared…..he’s comin’ in through the back door!”
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More of the sexy party after the jump:

MS Paint is relatively useless, but some brave soul has actually used it to draw Quagmire.

Now if we could only get MS Paint to do more than just draw cartoon characters, eh?