And you thought YOUR family was bad.

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Evil Monkey
A monkey that lives in Chris’s closet. Whenever Chris mentions it, he looks in the general direction of his bedroom, upon which the monkey is seen pointing at him shakily, and then returning to Chris’s room, much to Chris’s horror. Chris tries to tell his family about the existence of the Evil Monkey but, so far, only Stewie believes him. In the show’s universe, the monkey was not originally evil, but became so after catching his wife in bed with another monkey, which, according to Seth MacFarlane, leaves him “not so much evil as embittered”. When Chris is out …read more

24 Hours Vancouver has a really good interview up with Mike Henry, one of the original Family Guy writers and also the voice of many of the characters on the show, including Cleveland Brown, Herbert the Pervert, Bruce (the effeminate voice guy), and the Greased Up Deaf Guy. Here’s a snippet:
Were there story ideas that the Fox censors just wouldn’t allow?
Henry: They really kind of let us do a lot. There are words and horrific sexual slurs that you can’t say on TV which we all understand – they’re funny when you hear them, but you can’t say them …read more

Peter, I like you. But I need you to be more than just eye candy around here.
Mr. Weed
Ooh…you’re bending it…
Neil to Lois as she straddles him
Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
(after Peter falls down the waterslide) I’m not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won’t learn anything.
Peter and Brian
Please go out with me. I’m just trying to make Neil jealous. I promise I’ll pay and everything.
Yeah…uhh…that sounds cool but I’m gonna be in the hospital that night. (shoots himself in the stomach with a nail gun)
Meg and boy, “8 …read more

This is precisely why I won’t step foot in this place!

Ding fries are done!

Peter makes some killer cupcakes:

Peter refuses services to Joe and his crippled friends:

How to deal with that annoying baby at the table next to you:

Stewie cooks:

Here are some facts about Thelma Griffin:
Thelma is the mother of Peter Griffin. She is 82 years old, and has grey hair with noticeable wrinkles below her eyes. She has purple earrings and a purple bead necklace. She also wears glasses like her son and husband and is a heavy smoker (which is backed up by her coughing fit).
Her first appearance was in a cut-off scene with Francis, her ex-husband. She mentions that she is on a gambling spree in Las Vegas. Later, near the end of the same episode, Thelma is heard through the front door of the Griffin’s …read more

And you thought YOUR boss was a jerk!

Tags: jason voorhees, family guy
And here’s Jason giving Trisha Takanawa an exclusive interview:

If I could turn back time, I would wipeout the visual of Cher doing this originally.
First we have Meg:

And then we have Cher. I’m sorry.

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Ten bucks says he’s just sitting around playing his Xbox for 14 hours.

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