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Lois Griffin and Marge Simpson – how alike (or different) are they?

Wendy Boswell — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:06:09 +0000

Yesterday, we talked about Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin. Today we’re going to talk about the ladies.

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Both women gave up promising careers (Lois as a model, Marge as a painter (although she does take that up later on)).
Lois and Marge both are patient to a fault with their husband and families, putting up with far more than they should.
Both women are the only ones in the family that encourage any sort of church attendance.
While both women have a strong sense of morals, we see Lois and Marge both suffer with gambling addictions.

I’m sure there’s a lot more – can you think of anything else? Basically, my point in doing these comparison posts is to illustrate how similar these two shows really are, and how much Seth MacFarlane, while clearly a comedic genius, has “borrowed” from the Simpsons. Agree/disagree?

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Happy Mother’s Day to Lois Griffin

Wendy Boswell — Sat, 10 May 2008 19:44:08 +0000

Here are a few classic Lois Griffin clips that show how good of a mother she is.

First, her incredible patience with Stewie:

Lois demonstrates how to discipline positively:

And her inspirational talks with Chris:

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, LOIS GRIFFIN!

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Lois Griffin as Princess Leia

Wendy Boswell — Thu, 08 May 2008 18:52:45 +0000

Artoo tries to help the princess make a video file but you know it is with newbies and RealPlayer.

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Trading Places

Wendy Boswell — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:31:32 +0000

In which Peter and Lois find Stewie’s secret armory and switch places. From “Stewie Kills Lois“.

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Best awkward moment between Lois and Brian

Wendy Boswell — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:29:49 +0000

We all know that Brian Griffin has a serious crush on Lois Griffin. Here’s the best awkward moment between the two of them:

(from I Take Thee Quagmire)
Lois Griffin: Oww, damn… that hurts.
Brian Griffin: What happened?
Lois Griffin: I was breast feeding Stewie and he bit me again. I think he might have even broken the skin.
Brian Griffin: I see. Uhm… maybe I should, uh, you know, uh, look at it. Uh… I, uh, I, I have seen a lot of medical shows. [Lois shows him]
Lois Griffin: You see, the areola is very tender here, and I think one of his new teeth may have bitten down right on the duct.
Brian Griffin: [stares at her breasts for a moment] I’m sorry, what?
Lois Griffin: I don’t know what to do Brian. Breast feeding is just so painful since Stewie’s teeth are coming in. Now I know how Alec Baldwin feels when he feeds his brothers.
[cutaway shows Alec Baldwin breast-feeding his brothers]
Alec Baldwin: There you go, there you go. Eat up, Stephen, you’re the weakest.
Brian Griffin: Well, maybe it’s time to wean Stewie.
Lois Griffin: Huh, I suppose it would make my life easier. You know what, I’ll give it a try. Thanks, Brian.
Brian Griffin: No problem. [pause] Uh… an-any-any other problems you have, too, like, for example, aroun-around your underpants, that you want me to take a look at, I could-I could take a look at-at that, too.
Lois Griffin: Huh?
Brian Griffin: [pause] Please pull down your underpants?

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Why it’s not a good idea to go into business with your father

Wendy Boswell — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:42:05 +0000

Here’s a great Family Guy bit with Sanford and Son. Anyone remember that show? Didn’t it come on right before Who’s the Boss?

Anyway, here’s the clip:

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Let’s talk about sex, Family Guy style

Wendy Boswell — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:28:56 +0000

The sex moments on Family Guy usually end up being super awkward and embarrassing….well, at least for me. Here are some of the best Family Guy sexy times.

First, Peter and Lois butt nekkid on the couch, stoned out of their gourds. “I’s scared…..he’s comin’ in through the back door!”

More of the sexy party after the jump:

Brian’s walk of sexy shame:

Really awkward role-playing:
The story of Peter and Lois dating:

And of course, pretty much any scene Quagmire is in:
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What’s your favorite Family Guy sex moment?

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Get OUT, Meg. Just get the hell out.

Wendy Boswell — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:29:19 +0000

So let’s talk about Meg Griffin, shall we? Here’s an interesting family exchange between her, Lois, Peter, and Chris on pleasuring themselves to Mom’s photos.

And you know I had to do a poll:

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Unfortunately, I’m afraid you’re going to die

Wendy Boswell — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:43:38 +0000

WHEN you watch this Family Guy episode.

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The Vasectomy Song

Wendy Boswell — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:27:10 +0000

Sing along if you know the words!

And another take on a vasectomy song:

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