Yesterday, we talked about Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin. Today we’re going to talk about the ladies.

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Both women gave up promising careers (Lois as a model, Marge as a painter (although she does take that up later on)).
Lois and Marge both are patient to a fault with their husband and families, putting up with far more than they should.
Both women are the only ones in the family that encourage any sort of church attendance.
While both women have a strong sense of morals, we see Lois and Marge both suffer …read more

Here are a few classic Lois Griffin clips that show how good of a mother she is.
First, her incredible patience with Stewie:

Lois demonstrates how to discipline positively:

And her inspirational talks with Chris:

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, LOIS GRIFFIN!

Artoo tries to help the princess make a video file but you know it is with newbies and RealPlayer.

In which Peter and Lois find Stewie’s secret armory and switch places. From “Stewie Kills Lois“.
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We all know that Brian Griffin has a serious crush on Lois Griffin. Here’s the best awkward moment between the two of them:
(from I Take Thee Quagmire)
Lois Griffin: Oww, damn… that hurts.
Brian Griffin: What happened?
Lois Griffin: I was breast feeding Stewie and he bit me again. I think he might have even broken the skin.
Brian Griffin: I see. Uhm… maybe I should, uh, you know, uh, look at it. Uh… I, uh, I, I have seen a lot of medical shows. [Lois shows him]
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Here’s a great Family Guy bit with Sanford and Son. Anyone remember that show? Didn’t it come on right before Who’s the Boss?
Anyway, here’s the clip:

The sex moments on Family Guy usually end up being super awkward and embarrassing….well, at least for me. Here are some of the best Family Guy sexy times.
First, Peter and Lois butt nekkid on the couch, stoned out of their gourds. “I’s scared…..he’s comin’ in through the back door!”
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More of the sexy party after the jump:

So let’s talk about Meg Griffin, shall we? Here’s an interesting family exchange between her, Lois, Peter, and Chris on pleasuring themselves to Mom’s photos.

And you know I had to do a poll:

WHEN you watch this Family Guy episode.
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Sing along if you know the words!

And another take on a vasectomy song: