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Francis Griffin quotes

Wendy Boswell — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 22:29:26 +0000

Peter: We love the Bible in this house.
Francis Griffin: Really. What’s your favorite book of the Bible?
Peter: Uhhhhh… the book where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece and the man in the yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.

You’re a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won’t burn in Hell after all. Maybe you’ll just go to Purgatory with all the un-baptized babies.

Peter Griffin: Dad, I’m so sorry I broke all your ribs and busted your spleen and punctured your lung. I… don’t know if you can hear me right now, but… I hope you know… I love you, Dad.
Francis Griffin: Peter… come closer. There’s something… I need to say to you.
Peter Griffin: I’m here, Dad. What is it?
Francis Griffin: Peter… you’re a fat, stinking drunk!
Peter Griffin: Oh, my God, he’s dead! He can’t be dead! There’s gotta be something I can do. Maybe I’ll bury him in the Pet Cemetery.

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Francis Griffin, you ignorant slut

Wendy Boswell — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 22:46:08 +0000

LOIS
Francis, it’s so good to see you.

FRANCIS
Lois, you haven’t changed a bit, you lying bitch.

Francis: "You’re a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won’t burn in Hell after all. Maybe you’ll just go to Purgatory with all the un-baptized babies."

Peter: There you go, Lois. You love kids!

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Francis Griffin

Wendy Boswell — Thu, 11 May 2006 20:05:55 +0000

Francis Griffin is one of the more odious characters on “Family Guy”; he has absolutely NO redeeming value, whatsoever. Really. I’ve tried, but I just can’t find it. He is a ~~nutball~~ strict Catholic, like Opus Dei strict, and I frankly wouldn’t be surprised to find him whipping himself in a closet in order to purge the Debbil.

Anywho, Francis at one point got a job at the toy factory that Peter works, and soon made his way to supervisor, whilst making everyone in the Griffin household feel guilty for anything from holding hands with a boy (Meg) to insinuating that Chris was, ahem, getting hairy palms in the bathroom rather than dropping the kids off at the pool. Here’s some quotes:

Peter: Dad, now that you’re retired, you’re staying with us. No arguments, I’m putting my foot down.
Francis Griffin: I don’t want to be a bother.
Peter: It’s no bother, is it Lois?
Lois: Of course not, we’d love to have you stay.
Francis Griffin: You’re a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won’t burn in Hell after all. Maybe you’ll just go to Purgatory with all the un-baptized babies.
Peter: You hear that Lois? You love kids.

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