Peter: We love the Bible in this house.
Francis Griffin: Really. What’s your favorite book of the Bible?
Peter: Uhhhhh… the book where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece and the man in the yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.
You’re a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won’t burn in Hell after all. Maybe you’ll just go to Purgatory with all the un-baptized babies.
Peter Griffin: Dad, I’m so sorry I broke all your ribs and busted your spleen and punctured your lung. I… don’t know if you can hear me right now, but… I hope you know… I love you, Dad.
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LOISFrancis, it’s so good to see you.
FRANCISLois, you haven’t changed a bit, you lying bitch.
Peter: We love the Bible in this house.Francis Griffin: Really. What’s your favorite book of the Bible?Peter: Uhhhhh… the book where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece and the man in the yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.

Francis: "You’re a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won’t burn in Hell after all. Maybe you’ll just go to Purgatory with all the un-baptized babies."

Peter: There you go, Lois. You love kids!
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Francis Griffin is one of the more odious characters on “Family Guy”; he has absolutely NO redeeming value, whatsoever. Really. I’ve tried, but I just can’t find it. He is a nutball strict Catholic, like Opus Dei strict, and I frankly wouldn’t be surprised to find him whipping himself in a closet in order to purge the Debbil.
Anywho, Francis at one point got a job at the toy factory that Peter works, and soon made his way to supervisor, whilst making everyone in the Griffin household feel guilty for anything from holding hands with a boy (Meg) to insinuating …read more