Stewie's Playground » Chris Griffin http://www.stewiesplayground.com Your source for Family Guy stuff! Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:04:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Official episode description for April 26’s “Stew-Roids” http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2009/04/06/official-episode-description-for-april-26s-stew-roids/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2009/04/06/official-episode-description-for-april-26s-stew-roids/#comments Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:38:41 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/?p=1891 Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> Here’s the official episode description for April 26’s NEW Family Guy episode titled “Stew-Roids”:

After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe’s infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter. It seems like all of Stewie’s hard work is paying off until Peter drops a bombshell when he reveals just how Stewie got those six-pack abs. Meanwhile, Chris starts to date a popular girl at school and quickly realizes that popularity is like physics – as in what goes up must come down.

Yes! I love episodes where they focus on Chris Griffin, one of my favorite episodes of all time is the one with the talking zit (Doug the Talking Pimple). Here are a few of the funniest Chris moments.

First, Principal Shepard decides to increase the school’s test scores by kicking Chris Griffin out of school.

The family notices that the history text that Chris is using is ridiculously out of date.

And last, Chris takes Anna out for Italian Food and asks if she’s ever had sex with a dog.

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2009/04/06/official-episode-description-for-april-26s-stew-roids/feed/ 0 The Top Ten Most Pathetic Chris Griffin Moments http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/11/13/the-top-ten-most-pathetic-chris-griffin-moments/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/11/13/the-top-ten-most-pathetic-chris-griffin-moments/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:58:00 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2008/01/22/the-top-ten-most-pathetic-chris-griffin-moments/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> Chris Griffin, is, to put it mildly, somewhat of a dim bulb. His Family Guy moments are always somewhat cringeworthy if nothing else than for the fact that he’s just. so. STUPID. Here in no particular order are The Top Ten Most Pathetic Chris Griffin Moments.

10) Chris does the Hustle

9) THE PIMPLE. That’s all I need to say.
8)”I don’t know where I am!”

7) That damned Evil Monkey.

6) Chris and Old Man Herbert

5) Peter touches Chris in a very special way.

4) Chris joins a goth band, it doesn’t end well.
3) Chris reveals his lack of sex information.
2) Chris is expelled from school.
1) A whole bunch of teensy little Chris Griffin moments. Enjoy!

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/11/13/the-top-ten-most-pathetic-chris-griffin-moments/feed/ 1 Chris Griffin watches a naughty film http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/06/09/chris-griffin-watches-a-naughty-film/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/06/09/chris-griffin-watches-a-naughty-film/#comments Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:02:18 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2008/06/09/chris-griffin-watches-a-naughty-film/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> In this episode from Family Guy Season 5, Chris Griffin and a couple buddies come across a porno tape and try to watch it, but Stewie comes in and starts critiquing it, and then Lois comes in and pretty much ruins everything for everyone.

This clip reminded me of that episode where Peter drinks until the Statue of Liberty gets hot and takes her clothes off; he actually justified his drinking to the kids by saying this.

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/06/09/chris-griffin-watches-a-naughty-film/feed/ 0 Peter teaches Chris a valuable lesson in boob-licking http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/06/05/peter-teaches-chris-a-valuable-lesson-in-boob-licking/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/06/05/peter-teaches-chris-a-valuable-lesson-in-boob-licking/#comments Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:21:06 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2008/06/05/peter-teaches-chris-a-valuable-lesson-in-boob-licking/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> From Family Guy Season 2. In this clip, Chris is sitting on the diving board too embarrassed to take his shirt off and get in the water. Instead of gently asking him what’s wrong and perhaps working through it together, Peter instead uses this moment to teach Chris a valuable boob-licking lesson. Accomplishing pretty much nothing but further humiliation for Chris. Here’s the clip:

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]]> 1) Adam West Quotes

2) Brian Griffin Quotes

3) Chris Griffin Quotes

4) Cleveland Brown Quotes

5) Death Quotes

6) Joe Swanson Quotes

7) Lois Griffin Quotes

8) Meg Griffin Quotes

9) Mort Goldman Quotes

10) Mr. Weed Quotes

11) Peter Griffin Quotes

12) Quagmire Quotes

13) Stewie Griffin Quotes

14) Tom Tucker Quotes

15) Tricia Takanawa Quotes

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2008/04/17/family-guy-quotes/feed/ 4 Get OUT, Meg. Just get the hell out. http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/10/15/get-out-meg-just-get-the-hell-out/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/10/15/get-out-meg-just-get-the-hell-out/#comments Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:29:19 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2007/10/15/get-out-meg-just-get-the-hell-out/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> So let’s talk about Meg Griffin, shall we? Here’s an interesting family exchange between her, Lois, Peter, and Chris on pleasuring themselves to Mom’s photos.

And you know I had to do a poll:

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/10/15/get-out-meg-just-get-the-hell-out/feed/ 0 Who wants that last piece of pie? http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/08/22/who-wants-that-last-piece-of-pie/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/08/22/who-wants-that-last-piece-of-pie/#comments Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:40:11 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2007/08/22/who-wants-that-last-piece-of-pie/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> Because I love pie so much, I would ALMOST be willing to do this.

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]]> Awesome!

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/08/09/chris-griffin-soundboard/feed/ 3 Chris Griffin joins the Skull and Bones Society http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/08/02/chris-griffin-joins-the-skull-and-bones-society/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/08/02/chris-griffin-joins-the-skull-and-bones-society/#comments Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:09:30 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2007/08/02/chris-griffin-joins-the-skull-and-bones-society/ Post from: Stewie's Playground

]]> I’m sure that this must be the same club that GWB is in, right?

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]]> http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/08/02/chris-griffin-joins-the-skull-and-bones-society/feed/ 0 Evil Monkey is also after Samwise Gamgee http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/08/02/evil-monkey-is-also-after-samwise-gamgee/ http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2007/08/02/evil-monkey-is-also-after-samwise-gamgee/#comments Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:51:29 +0000 Wendy Boswell http://stewiesplayground.com/2007/08/02/evil-monkey-is-also-after-samwise-gamgee/ ) Post from: Stewie's Playground

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]]> Chris Griffin isn’t the only tubby short guy that the Evil Monkey has got his sights on!

Click here to see what I’m talking about. :>)

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