Here’s the official episode description for April 26’s NEW Family Guy episode titled “Stew-Roids”:
After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe’s infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter. It seems like all of Stewie’s hard work is paying off until Peter drops a bombshell when he reveals just how Stewie got those six-pack abs. Meanwhile, Chris starts to date a popular girl at school and quickly realizes that popularity is like physics – as in what goes up must come down.
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Chris Griffin, is, to put it mildly, somewhat of a dim bulb. His Family Guy moments are always somewhat cringeworthy if nothing else than for the fact that he’s just. so. STUPID. Here in no particular order are The Top Ten Most Pathetic Chris Griffin Moments.
10) Chris does the Hustle

In this episode from Family Guy Season 5, Chris Griffin and a couple buddies come across a porno tape and try to watch it, but Stewie comes in and starts critiquing it, and then Lois comes in and pretty much ruins everything for everyone.

This clip reminded me of that episode where Peter drinks until the Statue of Liberty gets hot and takes her clothes off; he actually justified his drinking to the kids by saying this.

From Family Guy Season 2. In this clip, Chris is sitting on the diving board too embarrassed to take his shirt off and get in the water. Instead of gently asking him what’s wrong and perhaps working through it together, Peter instead uses this moment to teach Chris a valuable boob-licking lesson. Accomplishing pretty much nothing but further humiliation for Chris. Here’s the clip:

1) Adam West Quotes
2) Brian Griffin Quotes
3) Chris Griffin Quotes
4) Cleveland Brown Quotes
5) Death Quotes
6) Joe Swanson Quotes
7) Lois Griffin Quotes
Meg Griffin Quotes
9) Mort Goldman Quotes
10) Mr. Weed Quotes
11) Peter Griffin Quotes
12) Quagmire Quotes
13) Stewie Griffin Quotes
14) Tom Tucker Quotes
15) Tricia Takanawa Quotes

So let’s talk about Meg Griffin, shall we? Here’s an interesting family exchange between her, Lois, Peter, and Chris on pleasuring themselves to Mom’s photos.

And you know I had to do a poll:

Because I love pie so much, I would ALMOST be willing to do this.

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Awesome!
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I’m sure that this must be the same club that GWB is in, right?

Chris Griffin isn’t the only tubby short guy that the Evil Monkey has got his sights on!
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