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Two more promo clips for “Ocean’s Three and a Half”

Wendy Boswell — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 04:22:39 +0000

Here are two more promotional clips for “Ocean’s Three and a Half”.

First, Girl Songs!

Next, Chin Balls:

Two new commercial clips for Family Guy “Ocean’s Three and a Half”

Wendy Boswell — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:18:33 +0000

Here are two new commercial clips for Family Guy’s rerun of “Ocean’s Three and a Half”, as always sponsored by Tasty Juice.

First, a music video:

Second, “I Don’t Want It”:

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April 12 Family Guy – Fox-y Lady? Seriously?

Wendy Boswell — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 09:45:33 +0000

According to Fox, we’re going to get a replay of Fox-y Lady THAT JUST AIRED on March 22 on April 12, barely three weeks apart. The hell, Fox?

Don’t forget, on April 5 we’re getting a rerun of Ocean’s Three and a Half in which Bonnie has her baby, and in a new schedule twist, we’re also getting a repeat of The Juice is Loose, both on April 5. However, on April 19 according to MSN we MIGHT be getting the infamous 420 Episode, in which we experience marijuana Family Guy style.

Here’s all three episodes for your viewing pleasure. First, Ocean’s Three and a Half:

The Juice is Loose:

Fox-y Lady:

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Family Guy information for April 5 – a rerun??!?!?

Wendy Boswell — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:54:55 +0000

Update: Fox has confirmed that the April 5 episode WILL be a rerun of “Ocean’s Three and a Half”.

According to Fox affiliate WVAH, April 5’s Family Guy episode will be a rerun of Ocean’s Three and a Half, which originally aired February 15:

Bonnie finally gives birth to a baby girl named Susie, Stewie falls for her hard and makes a loooonnnng music video dedicated to her, and Peter and the boys decide to steal from Carter Pewterschmidt to pay for Joe’s medical bills.

It was actually one of the better episodes this season (which isn’t saying much) so I won’t mind watching it again.

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Ocean’s Three and a Half – the entire episode

Wendy Boswell — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:04:06 +0000

If you missed “Ocean’s Three and a Half” last night, you can check out all the funny quotes or watch the entire episode below. Here’s a quick synopsis: Bonnie finally gives birth to a baby girl named Susie, Stewie falls for her hard and makes a loooonnnng music video dedicated to her, and Peter and the boys decide to steal from Carter Pewterschmidt to pay for Joe’s medical bills.

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Quotes, commentary, and video from “Ocean’s Three and a Half”

Wendy Boswell — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:09:21 +0000

Peter: Babies come from the butt, right?

Cleveland: You’re the guy who soiled his pants while driving that sports car.
Peter: (driving up to a dealership) I DON’T WANT IT.

Peter: I didn’t look when Lois gave birth and I don’t want to look now. Just tell me what it looks like.
Cleveland: You ever see a horse blink its eye?

Doctor: Okay Mrs. Swanson, you’re almost there! Push! PUSH!
Joe Swanson: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WIFE, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

Doctor: Hold on, the wheelchair is coming first…and here’s the baby! It’s a beautiful baby girl!

Stewie: Attention everyone, this is a twist tie…..OH MY GOD. WHO IS THAT ANGEL?

(segue to a Hannity and Colmes cutaway)

Bonnie does diaper changes for both baby AND Joe. Very awkward. Joe says “somehow, not being able to pay my baby’s hospital bills makes me feel less of a man” while Bonnie is changing his diaper. She asks him: “Do you want to go put your penis on now?”

(Joe takes on a second job at the Bearded Clam)

A conman comes up to Joe and offers him some dough for bills.

Eye floater! Trying to get away! “You’ve got an answer for everything, don’t ya!”

Stewie: “Susie, you’re a baby….that’s all I have so far.”
Brian: You’re as bad as Beethoven…at the end” (segue to Beethoven singing Jesus Joy of Man’s Desiring).

Stewie: (to Brian) Go f*** yourself.

(cutaway to lemonade stand for fundraiser for Swansons)

Peter: It has my secret ingredient in it – vodka! (kids are drunk on the lawn)

Joe: I don’t know, we’ve been out here all day, and no one is interested in our massage parlor. (they get rejected by a businesswoman)

Peterschmidt: It’s funnier to me if I don’t help you out. (puts $20k in a blender and drinks it)

Stewie spies on Suzie…”Look at that, she can fit that whole bottle in her mouth!”

Brian: (to Stewie) You sound like an unbelievable douche. (Stewie playing guitar)

(Mob guys beat Joe up) “Look at me, my legs are useless now!” Cleveland laughs.

(kids come to door looking for more vodka lemonade)

(Peter comes up with complex plan to steal from the Pewterschmidt mansion to pay off Joe’s bills)

OMG! The Christian Bale tape got in there. Peter and Christian go at it.

(Stewie editing a music video) Brian does Stewie’s classic “novel” buildup, and Stewie says ” Yeah, that only works when I do it.” Cheesy music video comes on.

And keeps going. It’s a Bryan Adams song. Pretty much every 80s video is parodied in this thing.

Stewie: Don’t worry, Brian. Those goosebumps will go away in twenty minutes.

Carter Pewterschmidt to Bill Gates: Hey Bill, could you help me program my Zune? Oh, wait – I have an iPod, like the rest of the world. Bill: why, you!

(Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire come in to the party in disguise)

(band starts playing “Safety Dance”)

(Cleveland uses Reese Witherspoon’s chin to cut into the safe)

(Cleveland miraculously imitates Carter Pewterschmidt’s voice)

(safe asks for penile id)

(Lois breaks into van and talks Joe out of stealing all that money)

Megatron: DO AS I COMMAND!

Brian: How did Suzie like your video?
Stewie: I don’t care about her anymore. I’m in love with Bryan Adams.

Peter: How did you get your dad to give Joe $20K?
Lois: I told him it was for me. I said I wanted to hire a divorce lawyer.
Peter: Hah ha! You’re joking, right? Joking? Lois? (Lois silently clears the table and an ostrich laughs on the stairs. Yes, an ostrich.).

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image courtesy Fox Home Entertainment

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Clips from tonight’s new Family Guy episode “Ocean’s Three and a Half” – watch!

Wendy Boswell — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:31:03 +0000

These have JUST been uploaded to Fox’s official YouTube channel, and even though they’re not labeled with tonight’s episode title, I believe they are clips from “Ocean’s Three and a Half”, the first new Family Guy episode we’ve had since November. Here’s a synopsis:

After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie’s medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt in the all-new “Ocean’s Three and a Half” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Feb. 15 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-611) (TV-14; D, L, V) CC PA: Viewer discretion is advised.

Here’s the first clip, Stewie’s love song:

Next, Stewie edits a music video:

Watch these and tell me what you think; I’m pretty sure they are from the new episode tonight but if they’re not I’ll change them ASAP.

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First image from Ocean’s Three and a Half airing February 15

Wendy Boswell — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 19:53:47 +0000

FINALLY. Here’s the first image from “Ocean’s Three and a Half” airing February 15:

Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie’s (guest voice Jennifer Tilly) medical bills, but to pay his debt the guys plan to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt, and after being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie, in the all-new “Ocean’s Three and a Half” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, Feb. 15 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. FAMILY GUY ™ and © 2009 TTCFFC ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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