Here’s a great Sunday round table discussion with Brian Griffin, Peter Griffin, Stan Smith, and Cleveland Brown. They’re talking about Earth Day and how they’ve contributed (or not, as the case may be):
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Stop eating Republican poop and vote for Obama.” Thanks, Brian!

The really weird thing is that I was JUST watching a whole bunch of redneck comics – Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy – the other day. I felt like I was getting stupider by the second – it was like I could actually FEEL the brain cells destroying themselves.

If you don’t know what 2 Girls 1 Cup is, here we go: it’s two cute girls who poop in a cup, eat it, then vomit, then eat each other’s vomit. Charming. I personally have refused to watch it (I learned my Internet video lesson after Mr. Hands), but there’s a big meme of filming people’s reactions as they watch this video. Like Brian Griffin with Stewie:
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1) Adam West Quotes
2) Brian Griffin Quotes
3) Chris Griffin Quotes
4) Cleveland Brown Quotes
5) Death Quotes
6) Joe Swanson Quotes
7) Lois Griffin Quotes
Meg Griffin Quotes
9) Mort Goldman Quotes
10) Mr. Weed Quotes
11) Peter Griffin Quotes
12) Quagmire Quotes
13) Stewie Griffin Quotes
14) Tom Tucker Quotes
15) Tricia Takanawa Quotes

In this clip, we see Lois and Brian relaxing after a long day in Martha’s Vineyard, where Brian is to accept an award for an essay. Little does Lois know that Brian is about to make the word “horndog” especially meaningful (and a little bit ironic).

Brian made a pass at Lois while they were all on vacation. Peter confronts him and they battle. Nathan Lane breaks them up, which is both weird and ironic at the same time, since come on – Nathan Lane? Shouldn’t they have gotten Harvey Fierstein?

Oh noes! Brian has gotten RickRolled, an increasingly common Interwebs phenomenon that includes Rick Astley, 80s gyrations, and an unerring sense of FUNK.
Family Guy – Brian sings Never Gonna Give You Up on FunnyOrDie.com

Brian Griffin: Brian is a talking dog who has lived with the Griffin family since Peter picked him up as a stray. While he exhibits some typical dog behaviors like eating garbage, licking himself, playing fetch, leaving dead birds on the porch, intensely fearing the vacuum cleaner and the dog whistle, toilet flushing, and sleeping at the foot of Peter Griffin’s bed, barking uncontrollably at other dogs, and trouble standing up in the car, he also possesses various anthropomorphic qualities, such as the ability to speak intelligently, drive a car, and walk bipedally. He also has a particularly sharp wit. …read more

Stewie Griffin: Hey, Brian, remember me? I’m the guy you left standing at the counter at McDonald’s with a bag full of burgers. You know it’s funny, I tried to walk home and, um, a lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and, um, oh here’s where the story gets fun, uh, you may have noticed I’m missing an ear. Managed to, uh, pull it out of the deer’s mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven. So when you are ready to apologize, just talk into this cup.