The most offensive Family Guy quotes of all time – what are yours?

We all know that some of the biggest appeal for Family Guy is how incredibly offensive it is, and how it manages to make us laugh while cringing. Here are some of the most offensive Family Guy quotes of all time, feel free to add yours in the comments.

Most Offensive Family Guy Quotes of All Time

Peter commenting on the Armed Forces: “All the brown people you can rape.”

When Brian gets in an argument with the guy from 1984, and he asks him to pick a date for the fight…Brian: Uh, ok, how about top of the world trade center, September 11th, 2001, 8am?

Stewie asks Brian- what kind of man would i be if i just left my family and all my responsibilities like that, and Brian replies- well… you’d be a black man.

Peter: Gays don’t vommit. They’re a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France.

Stewie: Nothing says “Obey Me” like a bloody head on a fence post!

Stewie (reading the Bible)” My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I’ll say, you won’t find that in Winnie the Pooh.

Stewie: God, all this work keeping people from having sex, now i know how the Catholic church feels!

Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?

Cop Radio: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead.
Brian: Is it just me or is rap getting lazier?

Cleveland: Wow, Lois must have written the book on man pleasing. Too bad Loretta doesn’t allow white literature in our household.

Peter: Here’s to our neighbors. They may be black, handicap, or a heartless sex hound. But if it weren’t for them, some smelly Hawaiians might move in.

Lois: My days in college were so exciting. This one time, the national guard came and shot some of my friends.

What are your favorite (and offensive!) funny Family Guy quotes?