How the Kiss Saved Christmas
December 23, 2008 by Wendy Boswell
PETER: So I can drink beer and watch TV? Because, you know, “Kiss Saves Santa” is on.
CLIP FROM “KISS SAVES SANTA”
KISS #1: But, Mrs. Claus, who would kidnap Santa?
MRS. CLAUS: Well, Ace, that’s what I want you boys to find out.
GENE SIMMONS: Someone stole Santa? That does not rock!
KISS #2: Easy, Gene. Guys, let’s go save Christmas. To the Kiss Copter!
KISS: Yaaay!
BRIAN: So, Peter, did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?
PETER: You bet. A week’s vacation, a new VCR. And best of all, my own copy of “Kiss Saves Santa.”
TITLE: Kiss Saves Santa
CLIP FROM “KISS SAVES SANTA”
(SANTA HOLDS HIS GUITAR)
KISS #1: You just practice that guitar, Santa. Next time we’ll let you do a solo.
MRS. CLAUS: (laugh) Don’t encourage him!
EVERYONE: (laugh)
So bad so funny
Gene gets a cut of the money!!!