Family Guy premiere “Love Blacktually” – quotes, recap, and video!
September 29, 2008 by Wendy Boswell
So, what did you think of the Family Guy premiere? I thought it was a solid episode, not the best, but definitely not the worst. If you missed it on Sunday, here’s the entire Love Blacktually episode:
And here’s a Love Blactually quote:
Cleveland: That’s a great costume, Joe. Are you FDR?
Joe: No, I’m olympic swimmer Mark Spitz.
Quagmire: Oh, you mean like if he dove into the shallow end?
Joe: No, regular Mark Spitz.
Peter: Wait, are you Stephen Hawking at the beach?
Joe: No, I’m Mark Spitz! He won seven gold medals
Cleveland: Oh, I get it, you’re crippled Magnum PI.
Joe: I’m– Fine, I’m crippled Magnum PI.
And here’s a few of the Love Blacktually cutaways and moments that I especially liked:
- Stewie reads a portion of the book “Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment, and Doesn’t Call 911.”
- Quagmire and the emperor is wearing no clothes bit.
- Stewie and Brian talking to the “fourth wall”.
I’ve already told you guys what I thought here and here; now it’s your turn!














funniest episode in a long time – epsecially when Cleaveland tells Brian to get back on his gay bicycle and go get a lollipop or something. Already watched it twice.