Chitty Chitty Death Bang, Family Guy Season 1

Episode 3 of Family Guy Season 1, “Chitty Chitty Death Bang”, is absolutely one of my favorite Family Guy episodes. I have watched this one probably a dozen times and still get a laugh out of all the cult references, Meg’s efforts to make friends, and Stewie’s interactions with other babies. Here’s the episode details:

Peter allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because it’s the same day as Stewie’s birthday, and she wants the whole family to be together. What Meg doesn’t know is that she’s actually attending a cult meeting. Peter then comes to pick up Meg. However, the cult leader follows. Stewie believes him to be the “Man in White”, trying to return him to the womb.

Chitty Chitty Death Bang quotes

Peter: Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who’s threatened by change.

Stewie: What do you want?
Man in White: I want to get the hell out of here!
Stewie: Oh, I’m sorry, We’re fresh out of that, but what I can give you is UNTIMELY DEATH!

Stewie: The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom.

Stewie: I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here.
Peter: Hey stinky. Have we got big plans for you.
Stewie: Plans? What the devil are you talking about?

Jesus: Okay everybody, for my next miracle, I’m going to turn water…into funk!

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