Death quotes

Death (takes a sip from mug and spits it out): Geeze, what did you make this hot cocoa with, crap?
Lois (sighs): Well if you want me to make it again…
Death: No, no. I’m sorry, It’s just that I assumed that you were going to make it with milk, not crap.

Death: You can’t tell anyone that I’m here. For if you do, the consequences could be dire.
Peter: Go on …
Death: That’s it.
[to Lois]
Death: God, what do you see in him?

Peter: Hey how did you get that?
Death: It was mailed to me by your HMO.
Peter: Woah, just because my doctor was hitting on me doesn’t mean you have to call him names.

Peter: I’m not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Lois Griffin: Why are you here? The doctor said Peter was fine.
Death: Yeah, well, I guess he would know. I mean, after all, he is a doctor, and I’m just –DEATH.

Stewie (to Death): Love your work.

Lois: Here, Death. I brought you some Tylenol.
Death: Oh, great. I asked for Advil, but you know, Tylenol, whatever.

Death to Peter (when he tries on pants): See?! This is why I don’t like shopping! I have no butt! I’m MINUS A BUTT!!