Tonight’s Family Guy episode: “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)”

Another rerun, but it’s a good one:

Peter convinces Brian to move in with Jillian. Stewie moves in with them as well to help pay the rent, but he tries to interfere with Brian and Jillian’s relationship by throwing Brian a drinking party. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris get jobs at the local convenience store. While Chris and the manager, Carl, talk about their favorite movies, Meg is stuck with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result, gets fired.

This is the official 100th episode of Family Guy; it aired right after Blue Harvest and so obviously had a hard
act to follow. Definitely not the best episode I’ve ever seen of Family Guy, but I do have to say I enjoyed the conversations between Chris and the store clerk.

Here’s the whole episode of “Movin Out (Brian’s Song)”:

And here’s the cut scene of Quagmire killing all the Simpsons (did NOT air on Fox, obviously):

And here are some “Movin’ Out” quotes:

Stewie: Meg, lend me twenty-five cents so I can ride the toy airplane outside and make the immigrant kids jealous.

Jillian: Brian, did you know that Daryl Hannah has one wooden finger?
Brian: Really? Where’d you read that?
Jillian: In Pee-opple Magazine.

(Jillian finds out Brian didn’t actually want to move in with her)
Jillian: Oh my God, I have never felt so stupid.
Stewie and Brain: Really??

Lois: So Meg, any luck in finding another job?
Meg: No, hardly anybody is hiring right now. The only job I could find was for a phone sex line and I sucked at it.
(cuts to living room, Meg is on the couch talking on the phone)
Meg: What am I wearing? Um, a hat, and glasses. What kind of underwear? Um, I don’t know, big underwear I guess. I’m sorry, what? Oh, what would I do to you? Well, um, I guess maybe we’d get pizza, and we could watch House?
(Cuts to Peter upstairs, also on the phone)
Peter: Alright, I am totally flaccid, but thank you anyway ma’am, I appreciate your time. (hangs up the phone)

Brian: She’s gone. Jillian’s gone.
Stewie: Look Brian, I know you’re upset now, but I think it’s important to see things in perspective. Remember when Alex P. Keaton lost his girlfriend, and then he got another one and everything was alright? And then he got Parkinson’s…yikes.

So what did you think?