A Family Guy Valentine
February 14, 2008 by Wendy Boswell
Brian: You’re drunk.
Stewie: You’re sexy.
Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines…
Peter: Oh god, I hope you’re not pregnant, we can’t afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley…
Brian: Peter those aren’t your kids, that’s the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda…
Brian: That’s Street Fighter.
Peter: Red, blue, green…
Brian: Those are colors.
Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin’ me. “Hey, let’s put one over on Quagmire.”
Peter: No, he’s actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That’s insane. That’s impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I’ve got all these magazines. Oh God.
thats funny peter is like so crazy half of the time like the episode when he had an announce ment to make and said i am fat its no ones falt “MEG”!!!!!!!!!!! On the other hand stewie is so cute he is like an angle but he cant be he is cind of evil he trys to kill Lois like in almost every episode and i love when he squints his eyes its like so totaly cute he can be like the cutest cartoon baby you ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!