Mr. Weed quotes
January 18, 2008 by Wendy Boswell
Mr. Weed: Peter, are you sleeping on the job?
Peter: No there’s a bug in my eye and i’m trying to suffocate him.
Mr. Weed: Peter, I like you. But I need you to be more than just eye candy around here.
Mr. Weed: Your negligence has damaged this company’s reputation. You’re fired!
Peter: Ah geeze, for how long?
I was here but now i’m not,
I went somewhere to smoke some pot,
stoners live and stoners die,
but in the end we all get high