Cleveland Brown quotes

Glenn Quagmire [after a bad shot]: GODDAMN IT! COME ON! COME ON! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! COME ON, GLENN! COME ON, GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GODDAMN GAME!
Joe Swanson: Hey, do you think it’s time to talk to Quagmire about his anger issues with this game?
Cleveland Brown: A white man shouldn’t play sports in the first place.

Horace: Hey, Peter, Lois called to remind you to pick up Meg at the roller rink.
Joe Swanson: No!
Glenn Quagmire: Oh, we’re just getting started!
Cleveland Brown: Oh, Meg is my least favorite of all your children.

Peter Griffin: Guys, I went to Dr. Hartman yesterday and… he did things to my fanny! [cries]
Cleveland Brown: Peter, It’s okay.
Peter Griffin: It’s not okay! You don’t know what it’s like!
Cleveland Brown: You’re wrong. I too have felt the cold finger of injustice on my insidey parts!.
Peter Griffin: He… he did it to you, too?
Glenn Quagmire: I have something to say. Dr. Hartman violated me as well. I only went in there for a physical – guinea pig removal, but I turned out to be the guinea pig – for his sexual experimentation!
Joe Swanson: You guys are a bunch of queers.

Stewie Griffin: Oh my God, speed up, speed up, speed up! [drives past Cleveland]
Cleveland Brown: OH THERE YOU ARE, YOU HONKY SUMBITCH! COME BACK HERE!