The Best of Ollie Williams

October 13, 2006 by Wendy Boswell  

Ollie Williams is a Black weatherman on the Quahog News. Here’s a few choice quotes:

  • "SWIMMIN HOLE!!!"
  • "It’s gon’ RAIN."
  • "He gon’ a get it"
  • "EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS!"
  • "Who wants this dog?!"
  • ancestor of Ollie: "I saw a fish!"

Tom Tucker: "But first we go to Ollie Williams a he tracks hurricane Rupal as it makes his or her way up the coast."

Ollie:"IT’S RAININ’ SIDEWAYS."

Tom:"Do you have an umbrella."

Ollie:"Had one."

Tom:"Where is it?"

Ollie:"Inside out two miles away"

Tom:"Is there anything we can do for you"

Ollie:"Bring me some Soup."

Tom:"What kind?"

Ollie:"Chunky!!!!!!!!!"

Tom: "All right we’ll get right on that."

And the Best of Ollie Williams, caught on tape!

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4 Responses to “The Best of Ollie Williams”
  1. jordan says:

    your wife is sexes

  2. ... says:

    it was crap the worst ive seen on the internet
    you need to fuck up more on the comedy

  3. LBIII says:

    On Tom Tucker getting off with Peters mum.
    Ollie; “LADIES OLD!”

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