That Crazy Talking Vagina

LOIS
Oh, Peter. This game night was a great idea.

PETER
Yeah, this’ll be a lot more fun than last Saturday when we went to see “The Vagina Monologues.”

INT. THEATRE – NIGHT (FLASHBACK)
On stage, the BOTTOM HALF OF A WOMAN’S TORSO, wearing nothing but bikini underpants, stands at a microphone with a “Tonight Show”-style curtain behind it.

VAGINA
So, uh, in international news, uh, no luck yet finding Osama Bin Laden. Uh, so the government is trying a new tactic: they’ve hired Jeff Gilooly. (BEAT) Gilooly. (THEN) Uh, sorry, I guess that joke was not so fresh, but you know…

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