Peter Griffin gives the Top Ten on David Letterman

August 28, 2006 by Wendy Boswell

Top Ten Things I Would Like To Say To America:

If George Bush had Dick Cheney’s first name, his name would be Dick Bush, and I’ll tell you, I’d listen to a lot more of his speeches.
Did the Patriot Act take care of Mujibur and Sirajul?
Shouldn’t Crystal Bernard be in Playboy by now…I mean, we did our part and sat through seven seasons of Wings.
Laura Bush killed a guy.
This is the best moment in television since Mr. Belvedere sat on his own nuts and fainted.
Did you know Jim Belushi had a brother who was in TV, too?
Hey Ben Affleck and Matt Damon – we’re all still waiting on that second Oscar-winning script.
I have always wanted to do this: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Max Weinberg Seven!
If Jay Leno makes you laugh, chances are I don’t care for you as a person.
We should all buy more American-made products, which at last check are down to porn and cheeseburgers.