Stewie for Governor

Just found this with the help of my Web Sleuthing Super Skills; a Fox thingamajig titled Vote for Stewie for Governor!

Includes Stewie’s views on various world issues, such as:

Iraq: “For God’s sake, Mr. Bush, if you’re going to lie to the entire country, at least make it sound plausible. I mean, Iraq with weapons of mass destruction? It’s practically a third world country, you imbecile! They’re lucky if they can make Shrinky Dinks! Now, if you’d really wanted to get this nation of piddling morons on your side, you should’ve told them Saddam Hussein is actually just Gallagher in a beret.”

On gay rights: “Homosexuals deserve the same rights as anyone else. Including the right to marry whomever I – I mean, they choose. They are a truly magnificent group of people. I’ve heard. From other people. I mean, I’m not gay. What are you rolling your eyes for? I said I’M NOT GAY! DAMN YOU!!”

On gun control: “Fine. As long as I’m the one controlling the guns.”

On drugs: “All I know is, that LSD is powerful stuff. One time Brian tricked me into trying some, and for the next two hours I had the most intense conversation of my life with Liza Minelli. When I came out of it she was gone, of course, but the strange thing was that somebody had eaten half an entire roast beef from the fridge.”

Some of the links don’t seem to be entirely functional (the Campaign Video wouldn’t work for me no matter what I did), but it’s a fun little distraction.