Friday Fun With Family Guy Quotes

May 12, 2006 by Wendy Boswell  

family guyPeter (after coming home drunk): Oh, Lois thank God it’s you! The last few houses I went to were very rude.

Judge: I’m sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?

Peter: I’m getting an Audi!
Brian: Peter, there’s a “T.” That says “audit.”
Peter: No, Brian, it’s a foreign car, the “T” is silent. Sweet, I’m getting an Audi!

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