Best Stewie Griffin Quotes

Here’s a few of the best Stewie Griffin quotes from recent viewings…by the way, does anyone HEAR this kid speak, other than Brian? Every once in a while I think Lois just has to hear him, but is she tuning him out? Oh, well – here’s some good quotes :

• Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch.
• How you uh, how you comin’ on that novel you’re working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you’re working on there? Your big novel you’ve been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
• Stewie (after tripping Peter): Ha ha ha, oh my God! I almost didn’t do it, I almost didn’t do it! I thought, is this in bad taste? But you know what, I went for it. I went for it and I’m so glad I did! Ooooh, worth it, totally worth it.
• Nothing says “Obey Me” like a bloody head on a fence post!
• Die, Lois!

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